Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Strange Women...

...lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.



On the other hand, seeing what our system produced for our current leader, maybe we ought to give the "watery tart handing out swords" system a try.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Personally, I suggest drawing a random name out of the hat as the basis of government. Anybody who wants to govern should automatically be disqualified.

Oh sure, a random person won't necessarily have the knowledge and ability to properly govern the nation. And that is different from the current situation... how?

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin