Affluenza Absconder

Because getting probation because of "affluenza" after killing four people with the truck your daddy bought him isn't a good enough deal for that spoiled asshole, Ethan Couch.

The Affluenza Asshole was drinking, violating his probation, and he was caught doing that by other person with a cellphone camera and a Twitter account.

So now he's on the lam, apparently with his mommy.