Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Stupid Media Goobers, GMA Edition

So some crook tries to stick up a high-end watch store in a mall, gets tackled by a security guard and, in the struggle, the goon's gun fires and a worker at another store caught the bullet. You'd think that would just be a local story, right?

Not if you're "Good Morning, America", which thought it worth national airtime.

Fuckers.

2 comments:

Deadstick said...

Maybe the shooter is an aviation buff angry that Lindbergh's launch point has been turned into a mall...;-)

Comrade Misfit said...

It's been about sixty years since that particular Crime Against History was perpetrated by greedhead developers.